Tuesday, November 09, 2004
&angst rant;
here's what's new.
i now detest people who certain words. well, maybe not all you lot. those who invite words that are derived from already renowned words are spared from my wrath. but you. you hopeless creatures. let's take you to court!
the accused: your average crap teenager.
charge: defouling language in general, not even english ; attitude problems
evidence:
001) a single four letter word. no it's not the f word you idiots. it's c-h-i-o. see. research throughout the different languages has proven that 'chio' has no roots in any languages. it is therefore, deemed, not a proper word, as the use of it is forbidden. however, it doesn't end there. this disgraceful term has evolved into a newer and more deadly word - 'chiobu'. it is commonly used by despotic guys who have just sighted a pretty/goodlooking or in their language, 'chio', girl. once a 'chiobu' is sighted, the guy(s) proceed to wolfwhistling, and attempting to ask for the girl's number. reaction of the female species varies from person to person.
002) the pretenciously cute. oh get real. these are like, your subpar, below average bimbo like creatures. wait. they even disgrace bimbos. goodness. i refuse to go on.
the world's a superficial place honey. don't like it? get out of it. ((:
more charges will be pressed at the next hearing.
court adjourned.
hell froze over at 10:14 PM
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