Monday, November 01, 2004
&quizzles;
wat if a girl kiss u?
err. die. hahas. and like wash my mouth with antisceptic or sth. it's like, ewwwwwwwww.
wat if a boy punch u?
...why would anyone punch me? err, pray for self-control and ATTEMPT to forgive him. otherwise, just thrash him. lolz.
wat if u r stuck on top of a tower?
climb down la! bobo.
wat if u found a frog in ur soup frm a 5 star
restaurant?
do they serve frog soup or whatnot? if i didn't order it, complain, unless it tastes nice. ((: then eat, then complain so i get another serving of the original soup that i ordered.
wat if a bull suddenly chase u?
stop moving. bulls run after moving things cos it agitates them. it doesn't have to do with the red cloth waved around by the matedor. (did i spell it right? who cares.)
wat if an orang utan hugged u at the zoo without u
realising it?
am i that stupid? err. like, say hi!
wat if u ur favourite pet became a monster?
hmm. i shall use it to take over the world! muahahaha!
wat if a man fart in front of ur face while u were
squattin'?
i don't squat in front of a guy's butt. who's that stupid.
wat if a bowling ball drop on ur head?
hmmm. i think i'd die.
*****
what if~~~~
1. a girl/guy kiss you?
*refer to above.
2. your best pal is dying?
* cry. and try to make his last days a happy time i guess? cos i know he'll be going to heaven already.
3, you can't get the person u love?
* as in? the love and get married kinda love? well, i guess God has somone better in mind then! ((:
4. you have no friend?
* ...i can't be that bad right? go make some! 3in1 friends! instant you know! -dies- that was lame.
5. a girl/guy hug you?
* depends. either i won't mind if i'm really close to that person, just as long as it isn't one of mel's tricks to be nice to me. =/ if i mind, then i'll freak, and possibly like, faint?
6. you dont get to enjoy all the things you have
now?
* i'd start whining. hmph.
7. you are a model?
* role model? cool. i don't mind. ((:
8. you have everything you want?
* thank God!
9. you are poor?
* earn cash?
10. you are a billionaire?
* invest. save. maybe fund some church missions thing. ((: i'm so nice..
11. others despise you?
* i don't care.
12. you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
* won't happen for another 4-99 years. i'll tell you when i get one. a girlfriend, that is.
13. you don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
* err, depends la. right now? i don't want one. but if i'm 25 and i don't have one, hmm, i'd start panicking. if i'm 40, i'd think it's because i wanna remain single! whee~ i wanna remain single! yes. that's it! ((:
14. you are single all your life?
* no. that's so chloe-ish. hahas. but i'll still have the last LAUGH.
15. the world has no peace?
* pray that rapture comes and i go to heaven.
16. there's no school in this world?
* NO EDUCATION! MINDLESS PEOPLE! GOSH.
17. your best friends left you?
* get depressed. snap out of it. move on.
18. your best friend betray you?
* then kill them. hahas. okay. ermm, i hope not.
19. you dont drink for 3 days?
* die.
20. you dont eat for 3 days?
* fast! i'd pray!
21. you dont bath for 3 days?
* cannot! i'm a hygiene freak!
22. you dont wash up for 3 days?
* ewwwwwwwwww. nonononono!
23. you dont sleep for 3 days?
* i think i can. 18 hours out of 72. mhmm.
24. you sleep for 3 days?
* no way! i can't even sleep for more than 9 hours!
25. you are not who you are now?
* dno. trust God that it's better?
26. you are that someone whom you always
wanna be?
* be contented. ((:
27. the gorgeous girl/hunk in school?
* what school? =D
28. the person you love most is dying?
* let him/her know i love him/her, and spend time with him/her.
29. someone breaks your heart?
* use superglue to piece it back together again.
30. you broke someone's heart?
* call the repairman to fix it. hahas. no. duh. say sorry. i don't think i'd do it intentionally.
31. an angel ask you make 3 wishes, what are the
3?
* dno
* dno
* i hate these qns. stupid. it won't happen, so why dream? everything's perfect, cos God's at work.
32. that someone ask you out tonight?
* hahas. as if.
33. that someone call you now?
* say hi.
34. that someone confess his/her love to you?
* freak out. faint. tell her i'm not ready.
35. today is your last day?
* travel the world in 24hrs! and publish my autobiography about how good He has been.
36. if all the good things which you were
questioned came true?
* hahas. dno. be happy?.
hell froze over at 7:45 PM
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